Welcome to myethicsonline.com
Why make your own
ethical mistakes?
ATTENTION, Alaska lawyers and judges!
Why not learn from the blunders and transgressions of other lawyers and judges? Get Alaska Bar Association MCLE credit for being smart enough to teach yourself ethical behavior.
Discover the practical side of Alaska's legal history and get 1 hr towards your annual MCLE requirement.
Watch the video, read the course materials, get a Certificate of Completion and learn how not to fulfill your professional responsibilities.
I could cheat the other guy and pass the savings on to you ...
but the other guy is breaking rocks at Lemon Creek! Let's get started.
Courses on Offer
Course 1: 'The Bank Won't Let Me Send That Much Money.'
Course 2: 'Don't You Know Who I Am?'
The following course is 'under construction'
Course 3: 'They Hired Dewey, Browbeatem & Howe? Let's Settle!'
(1) Interested in getting 1 hr of MCLE credit? Watch ‘The Bank Won’t Let Me Wire That Much Money’. I start with the Crittenden case, plug the ABA’s Ethics Guidance for Attorneys and turn to ‘So you got elected to the Borough Assembly?’ (two layers of ethical regulations; yours to obey) with Credit Cards du jour followed by Intraoffice Conferences. This is ABA regulation of the economics of law practice in a Nutshell. All Alaska all the time.
(2) Oh, perhaps you tire of the crimes and blunders of your Alaska colleagues and the helpful guidance of the ABA ‘Ethics Polizei’. Want to see state court judges screw up? Regrettably, we’ll have to go nationwide to fill up an hour’s worth of video content. Who knew that wearing your robe while speeding wasn’t cool? And there’s hugging the prosecuting attorney after the verdict in a death penalty case. And — to top it all — apparently there isn’t a ‘Right Way’ to intimidate the witnesses who will testify against you in a misconduct hearing. Another hour. Rack ‘em and stack ‘em.
(3) Next up, ‘How Not To Advertise Your Legal Prowess’, starring ‘Dewey, Browbeatem and Howe.’ Happy watching!
As you may know, everything created today is protected by the Berne Convention ... and Title 17 ... and stuff like 'Alle Rechte vorbehalten' and alle that jazz. So if lawyers and judges stop screwing up, then you can ask, nicely, to poach my material. But hey! That's not likely to happen, so go ahead. You sniff out cases that deserve your considered and careful attention. There's plenty of material for all of us.